What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?